Now Uncle Stan tell Hollywood stories

Welcome welcome, I Stosh’s Uncle Stan and I tell you latest news in Hollywood. I live in Polish city called Slozno where it home for all the foriegn porno sites. You know they have that site where older girl go to strip dancer place and have bachelorett party and get freaky, yes yes that all filmed here in town of Slozno.Ok now I tell you about Madona and how she think she look like Maralyn Monroe, hmmmmm I no think so maybe she smell like her in armpit but not look like her. But don’t worry Madonna you number one in Poland, biggest pop star on Polish radio. Now it time for big polka dance.Dance,Dance! I take break and write more after dance. Look Stosh everyone dancing it’s big party!Be back in ten minutes to finish story.

Stosh It’s Lilo’s madder

Yes uncle Stan and she look like she smelled your wife Blinka’s arm pit. No Stosh if she smelled Blinka’s arm pit she pass out. Well maybe she eat to many perogi, that reminds me I have to change my socks and underwear next week. Pass the ham and leave comment!

Look Look! It’s Ernest Borgnine from t.v. show Mchale Navy

Oh Stan It’s big star in Poland Ernest Borgnine and he do wash clothes. He win Polish Academy award this year for movie Posiden Adventure. Stay tune for more big star pictures and many many pretty girl, and they no have moustashe. Well except for Madonna, Thankyou for visit to Stosh and Stans!